"Screen Accurate" Indiana Jones Boxers. No Joke.

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"Screen Accurate" Indiana Jones Boxers. No Joke.

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Everybody, The day has come where no pair of underwear can be safe, even Indy's own.

I know I can't post links to auctions but go to that certain auction site that starts with "E" and ends with "Y" and type in

"Indiana Jones & The LC Harrison Ford Boxer Shorts"

Be amazed at the price !

For any one who has dedicated themselves to obtaining all the gear,
All I can say is... Your definitely NOT "Screen Accurate" unless you've got a pair of these on....

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If those are up for auction, I think those may be the pair that Noel Howard showed me about 6 years ago at the MBA office... I couldn't believe it at the time!!! I only went there to get a bag :wink:
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I just looked at the price!!!!! :shock: And that's just the STARTING bid!
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I hope they have been cleaned.
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Magnoli, can you reproduce?
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Somebody archive those pics and sticky this thread so that we can finally put this to rest. Then they'll only be the socks thing for the newbs to post. :P :roll:

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Try Brooks Brothers.
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Rabittooth wrote:Somebody archive those pics and sticky this thread so that we can finally put this to rest. Then they'll only be the socks thing for the newbs to post. :P :roll:

-Rabittooth
Hear hear!!

I'll save the pictures, just in case! :lol: :lol:

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done and done :wink:
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i think mags needs to replicate these. indy......are you up for the challenge? cuz i'll buy some for sure :D
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I think these will be pulled from ePay soon. I tried to sell a pair of boxers once that had belonged to Weird Al (he throws a pair into the audience at live shows every time he sings "one more minute") and it was taken down because you aren't allowed to sell undergarments that were previously owned or worn. I think.
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:rolling: I would say.... i guess hahaha....
Thanks for posting this... i think that even HF himself wouldn't believe this auction! :shock:

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Short Round Bink?
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And I'm surprised that my name hasn't been mentioned yet. LOL. :P


If only I had the money... :twisted:
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Why in the world would Ford need costume underwear?? Wasn't like he was filmed in his underwear, where it was seen onscreen. Unless there were some deleted scenes.
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IndyFalco wrote:I know I can't post links to auctions but go to that certain auction site that starts with "E" and ends with "Y" and type in
You mean eBay??

You can 'say it, just don't post links. :roll: :lol:

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Definitely one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile.

Well done, gents...


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Michaelson wrote:
You mean eBay??

You can 'say it, just don't post links. :roll: :lol:

Regards! Michaelson
Where's the difference in posting a link or posting a "Search 'Indiana Jones & The LC Harrison Ford Boxer Shorts' on eBay"? :mrgreen:
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The later assumes that the individual still needs to do some basic research to find it, as opposed to just clicking on a direct link.
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Indiana G wrote:i think mags needs to replicate these. indy......are you up for the challenge? cuz i'll buy some for sure :D
Ok... I can't tell who's serious and who's not... but I can do these for $75 (shipping included) in cotton poplin. :oops:

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What "measurements" do you need to provide to get a more "accurate" fit, Indy Magnoli? :)
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YARVTON wrote:Try Brooks Brothers.
Brooks Brothers version doesn't have the elastic back. :)
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Herr Doktor wrote:
YARVTON wrote:Try Brooks Brothers.
Brooks Brothers version doesn't have the elastic back. :)
i don't see any BB offerings that are remotely close to the above....or am i missing something?

i use to pay $40 for my boxers and i thought that was quite substantial.....i don't think i can bite for $75.....sorry mags.

howz about we start a contest to name these mags??? my submissions is:

the magnoli "whip holder".....in cotton popplin :wink: :lol:
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Indiana G wrote:
Herr Doktor wrote:
YARVTON wrote:Try Brooks Brothers.
Brooks Brothers version doesn't have the elastic back. :)
i don't see any BB offerings that are remotely close to the above....or am i missing something?
$25 per pair...again, no elastic waistband...but since someone else mentioned BB...here's their offering...

http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProd ... olor=white
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thanks for the link HD! too bad they are out of 36's :cry:
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IndyBlues wrote:Why in the world would Ford need costume underwear?? Wasn't like he was filmed in his underwear...
Well, there were those scenes during the Zeppeling sequence where neither Ford nor Connery wore pants, but, you're right, this wasn't seen on-screen. :wink:
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Those shorts are an important artifact,they belong in a museum! :lol:
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Post by Indiana Neri »

I'm surprised no one has made a Bart Simpson reference yet (all together now) "Eat my shorts!" :lol: I wish I was good at getting screengrabs, but I actually think that there's BtS (Behind the Scenes) footage of HF in these shorts. Remember, it WAS 1989 - short shorts still common place :shock:

:wink:

PS: So......when are these gonna be put on the IndyGear main page? :lol:
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wore underwear, particularly with wool trousers.
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ARRGH! I'm back at www.askandy.com !!! Wonder if Ben Silver has these too?
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Maybe there can be a "Tony Nowak" version with an inscription in the buttock area:


"This LE, screen accurate boxer, #XXX/777 is custom made for Mr. ___"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Possibly. I would say that you might have better luck in London with the Jermyn Street shirtmakers. I'm partial to New & Lingwood, myself.
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IndyBlues wrote:Why in the world would Ford need costume underwear??
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Just in case they slid off while dragging behind trucks, tanks, and other assorted moving objects?
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Just standard procedure -- part of the costume.
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In Raiders, his boxers were black. Anyone got a pic of that? Of Harrison Ford sitting with the hat and just in his Alden's, black socks, and black boxers?
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Baldwyn wrote:In Raiders, his boxers were black. Anyone got a pic of that? Of Harrison Ford sitting with the hat and just in his Alden's, black socks, and black boxers?
I'd be more amazed if someone here even has that. If they do, then that's taking the archives a tad bit far.

Then again, Indy's underwear is on eBay. :shock:
Sooooo... I guess it wouldn't surprise me anymore. [-(

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I have authentic SA pocket lint I'll sell anyone who's interested. 8-[
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Finally!!! Now we know what the Staff of Ra was concealed in!
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...or the Browning that magically appeared during the Raven bar gun fight. :-k :lol:

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I bought them to wear under a vintage tuxedo. The salesman told me that they were in the line for ?? years. I suspect the elastic back was a "cheat" by the costumers -- don't think elastic was used even in the late-30's.
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PSBIndy wrote:Maybe there can be a "Tony Nowak" version with an inscription in the buttock area:


"This LE, screen accurate boxer, #XXX/777 is custom made for Mr. ___"

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And of course he would tell you they're meant to be worn and used - "Built like a tank! Make sure you beat the $#@$ out of 'em!" :wink:
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Goodness, screen accurate undies? Can we get Magnoli or someone to make us up a batch of these? Just kidding. :lol:
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Wow. I am wondering how you found this? What a strange item.
and the price. OUCH! I am going to keep this message short - I like to be brief....
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Canada Jones wrote:...I like to be brief....
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Canada Jones wrote:Wow. I am wondering how you found this? What a strange item.

Canada
I found this when I entered "Indiana Jones" on Ebay's search engine. I found a seller who had an authentic item from Temple of doom. Clicked to see his other auctions and BAM !!! Authentic Undies are now added to our world.
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IndyFalco wrote:
Baldwyn wrote:In Raiders, his boxers were black. Anyone got a pic of that? Of Harrison Ford sitting with the hat and just in his Alden's, black socks, and black boxers?
I'd be more amazed if someone here even has that. If they do, then that's taking the archives a tad bit far.

Then again, Indy's underwear is on eBay. :shock:
Sooooo... I guess it wouldn't surprise me anymore. [-(

hahahahaha
There's this picture. I've seen a different picture, but obviously taken at the same session.

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I thought those were black speedos? Someone has that picture. I just don't.
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I would never have thought the day would come where there would be indy undergarments. :lol: I'm interested if Magnoli will produce them?
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Strider wrote:I thought those were black speedos? Someone has that picture. I just don't.
Canyon, we need ya on this one :lol:

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Yes, for those who missed my post on the previous page, I can do these for $75 (shipping included) in cotton poplin.

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