"Screen Accurate" Indiana Jones Boxers. No Joke.

IndyFalco · Post by **IndyFalco** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:08 am

Everybody, The day has come where no pair of underwear can be safe, even Indy's own.

I know I can't post links to auctions but go to that certain auction site that starts with "E" and ends with "Y" and type in

"Indiana Jones & The LC Harrison Ford Boxer Shorts"

Be amazed at the price !

For any one who has dedicated themselves to obtaining all the gear,
All I can say is... Your definitely NOT "Screen Accurate" unless you've got a pair of these on....

Tollan · Post by **Tollan** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:23 am

If those are up for auction, I think those may be the pair that Noel Howard showed me about 6 years ago at the MBA office... I couldn't believe it at the time!!! I only went there to get a bag

Tollan · Post by **Tollan** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:30 am

I just looked at the price!!!!!

And that's just the STARTING bid!

BOINKFFD · Post by **BOINKFFD** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:34 am

I hope they have been cleaned.

PLATON · Post by **PLATON** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:05 am

Magnoli, can you reproduce?

Rabittooth · Post by **Rabittooth** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 9:08 am

Somebody archive those pics and sticky this thread so that we can finally put this to rest. Then they'll only be the socks thing for the newbs to post.

-Rabittooth

YARVTON · Post by **YARVTON** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:20 am

Try Brooks Brothers.

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:27 pm

Rabittooth wrote:Somebody archive those pics and sticky this thread so that we can finally put this to rest. Then they'll only be the socks thing for the newbs to post.

-Rabittooth

Hear hear!!

I'll save the pictures, just in case!

Shane

Post by **Holt** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:32 pm

done and done

Indiana G · Post by **Indiana G** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:44 pm

i think mags needs to replicate these. indy......are you up for the challenge? cuz i'll buy some for sure

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 5:12 pm

I think these will be pulled from ePay soon. I tried to sell a pair of boxers once that had belonged to Weird Al (he throws a pair into the audience at live shows every time he sings "one more minute") and it was taken down because you aren't allowed to sell undergarments that were previously owned or worn. I think.

MustangLoverMex · Post by **MustangLoverMex** » Sun Jul 20, 2008 8:41 pm

I would say.... i guess hahaha....
Thanks for posting this... i think that even HF himself wouldn't believe this auction!

-Alfonso

Arkansas Smith · Post by **Arkansas Smith** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:55 am

Short Round Bink?

Canyon · Post by **Canyon** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:23 pm

And I'm surprised that my name hasn't been mentioned yet. LOL.

If only I had the money...

IndyBlues · Post by **IndyBlues** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:28 pm

Why in the world would Ford need costume underwear?? Wasn't like he was filmed in his underwear, where it was seen onscreen. Unless there were some deleted scenes.
'Blues

Post by **Michaelson** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:30 pm

IndyFalco wrote:I know I can't post links to auctions but go to that certain auction site that starts with "E" and ends with "Y" and type in

You mean eBay??

You can 'say it, just don't post links.

Regards! Michaelson

TimInKC · Post by **TimInKC** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:57 pm

Definitely one of the funniest threads I've seen in awhile.

Well done, gents...

---Tim

Indiana Strones · Post by **Indiana Strones** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:09 pm

Michaelson wrote:
You mean eBay??

You can 'say it, just don't post links.

Regards! Michaelson

Where's the difference in posting a link or posting a "Search 'Indiana Jones & The LC Harrison Ford Boxer Shorts' on eBay"?

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:25 pm

The later assumes that the individual still needs to do some basic research to find it, as opposed to just clicking on a direct link.

Post by **Indy Magnoli** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:45 pm

Indiana G wrote:i think mags needs to replicate these. indy......are you up for the challenge? cuz i'll buy some for sure

Ok... I can't tell who's serious and who's not... but I can do these for $75 (shipping included) in cotton poplin.

Kind regards,
Magnoli

PSBIndy · Post by **PSBIndy** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:33 pm

What "measurements" do you need to provide to get a more "accurate" fit, Indy Magnoli?

Herr Doktor · Post by **Herr Doktor** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:05 pm

YARVTON wrote:Try Brooks Brothers.

Brooks Brothers version doesn't have the elastic back.

Indiana G · Post by **Indiana G** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:17 pm

Herr Doktor wrote:
YARVTON wrote:Try Brooks Brothers.
Brooks Brothers version doesn't have the elastic back.

i don't see any BB offerings that are remotely close to the above....or am i missing something?

i use to pay $40 for my boxers and i thought that was quite substantial.....i don't think i can bite for $75.....sorry mags.

howz about we start a contest to name these mags??? my submissions is:

the magnoli "whip holder".....in cotton popplin

Herr Doktor · Post by **Herr Doktor** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:46 pm

Indiana G wrote:
Herr Doktor wrote:
YARVTON wrote:Try Brooks Brothers.
Brooks Brothers version doesn't have the elastic back.
i don't see any BB offerings that are remotely close to the above....or am i missing something?

$25 per pair...again, no elastic waistband...but since someone else mentioned BB...here's their offering...

http://www.brooksbrothers.com/IWCatProd ... olor=white

Indiana G · Post by **Indiana G** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 9:53 pm

thanks for the link HD! too bad they are out of 36's

Zombie Jones · Post by **Zombie Jones** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:49 pm

IndyBlues wrote:Why in the world would Ford need costume underwear?? Wasn't like he was filmed in his underwear...

Well, there were those scenes during the Zeppeling sequence where neither Ford nor Connery wore pants, but, you're right, this wasn't seen on-screen.

CairoIndy · Post by **CairoIndy** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:34 am

Those shorts are an important artifact,they belong in a museum!

Indiana Neri · Post by **Indiana Neri** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:00 pm

I'm surprised no one has made a Bart Simpson reference yet (all together now) "Eat my shorts!"

I wish I was good at getting screengrabs, but I actually think that there's BtS (Behind the Scenes) footage of HF in these shorts. Remember, it WAS 1989 - short shorts still common place

PS: So......when are these gonna be put on the IndyGear main page?

YARVTON · Post by **YARVTON** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:52 pm

wore underwear, particularly with wool trousers.

Piker · Post by **Piker** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:50 pm

ARRGH! I'm back at www.askandy.com !!! Wonder if Ben Silver has these too?

PSBIndy · Post by **PSBIndy** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:03 pm

Maybe there can be a "Tony Nowak" version with an inscription in the buttock area:

"This LE, screen accurate boxer, #XXX/777 is custom made for Mr. ___"

YARVTON · Post by **YARVTON** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:04 pm

Possibly. I would say that you might have better luck in London with the Jermyn Street shirtmakers. I'm partial to New & Lingwood, myself.

Chewbacca Jones · Post by **Chewbacca Jones** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:03 pm

IndyBlues wrote:Why in the world would Ford need costume underwear??
'Blues

Just in case they slid off while dragging behind trucks, tanks, and other assorted moving objects?

YARVTON · Post by **YARVTON** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:18 pm

Just standard procedure -- part of the costume.

Baldwyn · Post by **Baldwyn** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:32 pm

In Raiders, his boxers were black. Anyone got a pic of that? Of Harrison Ford sitting with the hat and just in his Alden's, black socks, and black boxers?

IndyFalco · Post by **IndyFalco** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:34 am

Baldwyn wrote:In Raiders, his boxers were black. Anyone got a pic of that? Of Harrison Ford sitting with the hat and just in his Alden's, black socks, and black boxers?

I'd be more amazed if someone here even has that. If they do, then that's taking the archives a tad bit far.

Then again, Indy's underwear is on eBay.

Sooooo... I guess it wouldn't surprise me anymore.

hahahahaha

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:05 am

I have authentic SA pocket lint I'll sell anyone who's interested. 8-[

Falstaff · Post by **Falstaff** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:43 pm

Finally!!! Now we know what the Staff of Ra was concealed in!

Post by **Michaelson** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:47 pm

...or the Browning that magically appeared during the Raven bar gun fight.

Regards! Michaelson

YARVTON · Post by **YARVTON** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:49 pm

I bought them to wear under a vintage tuxedo. The salesman told me that they were in the line for ?? years. I suspect the elastic back was a "cheat" by the costumers -- don't think elastic was used even in the late-30's.

Don't Call Me Junior! · Thu Jul 24, 2008 10:20 am

PSBIndy wrote:Maybe there can be a "Tony Nowak" version with an inscription in the buttock area:

"This LE, screen accurate boxer, #XXX/777 is custom made for Mr. ___"

And of course he would tell you they're meant to be worn and used - "Built like a tank! Make sure you beat the $#@$ out of 'em!"

bigrex · Post by **bigrex** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:43 am

Goodness, screen accurate undies? Can we get Magnoli or someone to make us up a batch of these? Just kidding.

Canada Jones · Post by **Canada Jones** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:09 am

Wow. I am wondering how you found this? What a strange item.
and the price. OUCH! I am going to keep this message short - I like to be brief....
best
Canada

Zombie Jones · Post by **Zombie Jones** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:42 am

Canada Jones wrote:...I like to be brief....

IndyFalco · Post by **IndyFalco** » Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:08 am

Canada Jones wrote:Wow. I am wondering how you found this? What a strange item.

Canada

I found this when I entered "Indiana Jones" on Ebay's search engine. I found a seller who had an authentic item from Temple of doom. Clicked to see his other auctions and BAM !!! Authentic Undies are now added to our world.

Baldwyn · Post by **Baldwyn** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:36 pm

IndyFalco wrote:
Baldwyn wrote:In Raiders, his boxers were black. Anyone got a pic of that? Of Harrison Ford sitting with the hat and just in his Alden's, black socks, and black boxers?
I'd be more amazed if someone here even has that. If they do, then that's taking the archives a tad bit far.

Then again, Indy's underwear is on eBay.
Sooooo... I guess it wouldn't surprise me anymore.

hahahahaha

There's this picture. I've seen a different picture, but obviously taken at the same session.

Strider · Post by **Strider** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:15 pm

I thought those were black speedos? Someone has that picture. I just don't.

spenyk · Post by **spenyk** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:29 pm

I would never have thought the day would come where there would be indy undergarments.

I'm interested if Magnoli will produce them?

Indiana Neri · Post by **Indiana Neri** » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:03 pm

Strider wrote:I thought those were black speedos? Someone has that picture. I just don't.

Canyon, we need ya on this one

Post by **Indy Magnoli** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:50 pm

Yes, for those who missed my post on the previous page, I can do these for $75 (shipping included) in cotton poplin.

Kind regards,
Magnoli

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Ben Silver?

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