A public service announcement...........
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A public service announcement...........
Hey guys. I just wanted those who ordered a hat from me in August, to know there is a slight delay in getting your hat to you. While I use old hatter techniques in making my hats, I still have to have electricity!! I basically had to close shop all of last week. I only mailed out one hat last week due to this. I should be back on schedule by the end of this week as I am having to work those 18 hour days again. Just wanted those folks to know, not to panic!! Thanks, Fedora
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This is utterly unacceptable. Get out your candles and get to work! What kind of a shop are you running?I just wanted those who ordered a hat from me in August, to know there is a slight delay in getting your hat to you. While I use old hatter techniques in making my hats, I still have to have electricity!!
I can picture it. Dr.Steve in the shop which is in complete darkness and only the flash of inconsistant lightning filling the air. He roams the shop in a fast pace, putting hats to the blocks and securing liners as lightning stikes and thunder fill the air.
"Bink!", says Steve in a stern tone. "Where is that vintage ribbon I asked for?. I need it at once!"
Bink, hunched over, scurries across the shop and tears into the cabinets looking frantically for his masters demand.
"Yeeeeeeessss, master. I...I've found it!! Hee, hee hee".
"Here it is, my master".
Dr.Steve quickly grabs the ribbon and turns his back to apply it to the fedora he's grabbed from the shelf. We see his arms wave frantically as he works to complete his vision.
Bink laughs uncontroleably as he jumps up and down, waving his deframed body from side to side as he awaits his masters next beckoning. His trecherous laughs fill the warm, night air. "Hee, hee,hee"
Lightning crashed down hard as rain and high winds blow a window open. Dr.Steve turns to Bink who runs to close the window. As he nears a bolt of lightning comes in throught the window with incredible force, knocking Bink down as he screams in terror. He sees the swift bolt go right into the body of Dr.Steve and his creation. Smoke suddenly fills the room.
The smell of burned felt fills the air. Then, there is silence.
"M...m...master?", whimpers Bink as the smoke clears. He then see's Dr.Steve with a fedora in hand. Little streams of electricity roam around the new creation in his hands.
"It...it's...IT'S ALIVE!!! ALIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!", screams Dr.Steve, holding his creation high as Bink claps and laughs uncontrolably, circling at the doctors feet.
Seriously, glad you made it through. I'm sure nobody will have complaints after all the south has been through.
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Steve you are just amazing , don't worry about making hats. Take care of yourself , I'm sure everyone would under stand a delay under these past events.
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Some people wait a lifetime for a good quality hat....So i would think a couple weeks more wouldnt hurt anyone. Glad to see that you are ok and back to business. I hope one day to be one of those people waiting for a hat
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"D**n your eyes!"agent5 wrote:
Bink laughs uncontroleably as he jumps up and down, waving his deframed body from side to side as he awaits his masters next beckoning. His trecherous laughs fill the warm, night air. "Hee, hee,hee"
Laughing Laughing Laughing
"I can take care of that hump."
"What hump?"
Wink
bink
"They already are."
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Oh God I'm glad you still alive watch out for the looters.
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Oh God I'm glad you still alive watch out for the looters.
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