I remember!
I was maybe 13 or 14. I was in Utah with my boyscout troop and we were riding through the desert looking at caves and things - we were studying the wilderness because we were going to learn some survival techniques. Well anyway, my friend and I went into this cave and not seconds after we walked in, we heard voices! So we look around and see this little opening in the ground. Inside the opening were several men who looked to me like some group of cowboy thieves. My buddy asked what they were doing, and I told him what I thought, and then lo and behold, one of the guys pulls out the Cross of Coronado! This thing has been lost for ages and now these cowboys have found it. Well I knew it should have been in a museum, so I grabbed a rope and snuck down to where they'd put it, and I grabbed it. I tried to sneak back out but as I was nearing the end of the rope, I had a leg spasm and kicked a support beam. (
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) So I get out of the hole, push my friend down there (it slowed down the cowboys and nearly plugged the hole), and take off out of the cave. I hopped onto my horse Latigo, executing a
perfect Roy O'Bannon (jumping onto the horse from up above), and raced off towards home. Apparently my fellow boyscouts had all gotten lost, and taken their horses with them - because I didn't see anybody for miles.
Anyway - I race off on Latigo and I'm trying to get home (which is far away now) and I see a train coming by. Well I decide it's faster than the horse and it's worth trying my luck there, but by now the bad guys have picked up their boss Michaelson and they're in his Plymouth chasing me, and this thing must have had at least 2 horsepower, because it was catching up quick. So I jump on the train and run towards the back, going through the reptil..... the rept...
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going through the different box cars, and finally I'm running across the lion box when I step on a wooden cover and FALL IN. Now you're saying "What did he do?" Well I'll tell you what. First I pee'd my pants. Then I backed against the wall and screamed a little. But I look to the right and there, on the wall next to me, is a beautiful black bullwhip with a red handle. So I grab this thing (I had seen this in the movies and knew it was my only option at this point.) So I stepped forward and flailed the whip out towards this lion. Unfortunately the whip came right back and cut me in the chin - RIGHT where I'd gotten my scar from a car crash I had been in just a few years before. Well I tried it again a few times, being more careful, and this lion backed off alright. Then one of the cowboys shows up on the roof and says, "Toss up the whip!" So I did that and got out of there as quick as I could!! And THAT was the first time I used a bullwhip.
Shane