A freak medical occurrence

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A freak medical occurrence

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This little story contains suspense, mystery and a moderate amount of grossness. And it's all true.

The last three years, I have suffered from a strange headache which occurred sometimes under stress and physical strain. I didn't really pay that much attention to it, ordinary painkillers usually did the trick.
Last year, the headaches came more and more often, and I figured they occurred due to my former management job which
was quite unpleasant and gave me a lot of mental strain, to be frank. The aches came more and more often, and eventually I had a chronic pain in the back of my neck and had to stay home from work for a month.
Naturally, this scared me a lot. I am in good physical health and because of my commercial pilot's medical certificate, I see a physician for annual checks. I was even examined and CAT-scanned at the neurologist's - nobody could explain my condition.
During this, I noticed a "lump" on the left side of my neck. It was sometimes clearly visible in the mirror, and sometimes it shrunk to the size of a pea. I was extremely worried. My physician calmed me and told me it was a gland that just needed to be surgically removed - nothing dangerous. At the surgery, the surgeon concurred with the gland theory and said he'd snip it off and I'd be a happy camper. The thing was, when he cut my neck and took a peek, he found something else... something he could not identify! The little chunk o' tissue was sent to the Forensic dep't some three weeks ago and I got the test results yesterday. It turned out to be a foreign body rejection. That is, something entered my neck for several years ago and my body tried to get rid of it. During this time, a protective ball of tissue was formed around the foreign body. That was my lump...
"OK", I hear you mutter, "what does this have to do with WHIPS?!"
Here goes: the foreign stuff in my neck was identified as fibres. Refined plant fibres, to be exact... fibres, most likely coming off the tip of the cracker on my bullwhip! You see, for almost 10 years ago, I tried to master my first whip, a 10-footer. I learned it the hard way, lashing my back severely a couple of times, and once I managed to tangle the end of the whip around... my own neck. I remember the pain being excruciating (I actually fell down screaming) and that's when I hurt the left side of my neck, some strands of cracker fibre penetrated the skin and here we are.
When I spoke to the doctor yesterday and he told me about the fibre chunk, it all became so clear... just thought I'd share a very bizarre whip accident with you guys. Personally, I think it's pretty cool... 8)

/SJ
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Post by Paul_Stenhouse »

I've got two words for that: God ####! That is such an amazing story! I think leather neck wrap should be added to the list of protective gear.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Great story ...
glad you are ok.
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Post by Rixter »

Geez, I don’t know the exact sequence of events and certainly none of the details, but the way you laid out your story, it sounds to me like you should be trusting your care to a new team of physicians or else reduce your ‘fibre’ intake. ;)

Anyway, glad it wasn’t anything more serious than that.
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Post by Scandinavia Jones »

it sounds to me like you should be trusting your care to a new team of physicians or else reduce your ‘fibre’ intake.
Well, I wasn't too impressed with the medical know-how either... the surgeon guy was the only one who really cared to find out what really happened.

/SJ
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Post by Swindiana »

No worries folks! I can tell you from live images that Scandy is well and fine and in great shape to get another whip and start cracking again. :wink: It was VERY nice meeting you today and thanks for letting me hear that story live before the other gearheads. 8)

"We meet again, Dr. Jones!" just keeps ringing in my head... :lol:

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Post by Indiana Joe »

:shock: wow. I'm glad you're okay! Cool story---one to tell the grandkids.
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Post by Ken »

Wow thats a terrible thing. So we have whips causing medical conditions (like your incident) and whips used as pioneering cures in DIY surgery (as in Sergei's case).

Hope everything is better for you now and you make a speedy recovery!

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Post by sab04 »

That was a very entertaining and facinating story! :D
thanks for sharing
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