The Stetson Temple vs. The Adventurebilt
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:46 am
Tonights match will be commentated on by Harry Sanford and Henry Jr.
MC: In this corner we have the Stetson Temple from the makers of a hat possibly seen in the Temple of Doom. Made of fur felt and measuring in at 5” tall, with dimensional brim at 2 5/8” front and back, 2 3/8” sides.
And in this corner we have the challenger, Adventurebilt, as seen in the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Made of 100% beaver and measuring in at a full 5 1/2” tall, with a dimensional brim with 2 3/4” front and back, 2 5/8” sides.
Harry: I don’t know, this could be a pretty quick match Henry. The Temple isn’t looking too screen accurate from here.
Henry: That’s right, but it looked even worse right out of the box. Trainer Inexpensive Jones has reshaped this one on several occasions so it’s coming out about as strong as it has ever been.
Harry: Just look at the way the AB comes out of the box! My goodness he’s ready to rumble.
Henry: He sure is, and look at that dust on him already. He must’ve gone on an adventure.
Harry: Either that or he was mowing the lawn and got too close to the gravel driveway! heh, heh.
Henry: But wait, the Stetson has been on some real adventures, including hiking and camping in the Mountains of Arizona and canoeing the headwaters of the St. Croix River just to name a couple.
Harry: No doubt about it, IJ got his $50 worth out of it, and it seems to have held up. But what’s in store for the AB?
Henry: We’re about to find out, here comes IJ now! He’s walking up to the hats, which one will it be, old faithful Stetson or the AB?
Harry: My money’s on the Stetson, Henry. Think of the sentimentality.
Henry: You might be right. This kind of decision can really tear a guy in two. IJ is almost there. He’s lifting his hand. Reaching out. It’s, It’s the AB! The AB has been chosen!
Harry: My goodness can we get an instant replay on that Henry?
Henry: Look at that, IJ didn’t even hesitate!
Harry: He sure didn’t and look at the grin on his face as the hat slides down upon his head. It fit so naturally, how does Delk do it?
Henry: It looks like Inexpensive Jones has a new travel companion.
Harry: No doubt about it, that’s one happy guy.
Alright, anyone want to chime in on getting a new fedora and how you felt afterward about the old one?