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For all you survivalist gearheads...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:01 am
by Darth Indiana
The Survival Whip
(it's at the bottom of the page)
it's like those survival knives that you see at flea markets, only less usable in it's primary form(which is saying something).
well, i thought it was funny.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:23 am
by Shagbd
WHYYY?
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:15 am
by hollywood1340
Anybody here have 21st Century whip?
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:14 am
by thefish
Oh yes, I've seen them....well, on line, never in person.
I think they should have named their Survival Whip the Dino Whip instead, (their model that DWARF's the Morgan in the picture at the bottom of the page, because, you know...bigger is ALWAYS better.) I think calling the Survival whip the Dino is much more fitting...
Cause, just like Jurassic Park, they were so excited about figuring out if they COULD, they never stopped to think about if they SHOULD.
In terms of nylon whips, my money's going to Steve "Jabbahutt" Huntress...
-D
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:17 am
by myrddin
Yeah, but can you swing with it?
couldn't resist...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:01 am
by thefish
myrddin wrote:Yeah, but can you swing with it?
...Only if the rhythm section is good, and the piano has been drinking...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:02 am
by TurnerME
LOL....I have actually been thinking of trying to make one. I had envisioned a much much smaller version. The idea I had was to make the handle out of one of those cheap survival knifes with the compass on the end. More like a Florida style cow whip than a bullwhip. Just a gimmick idea, but alas beaten to the punch.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:16 am
by thefish
You need to have a screw end on the handle, so you can try to crack it and fail a couple times, then unscrew the end, pull out the old batteries, put in fresh ones, and then crack it loudly.
You know, just to confuse people and perpetuate old myths.
I've seen knife thrower and whip cracker, John Bailey do this in his act when he's performing for children. He uses a special Florida cow whip for it. It's pretty funny. Then he explains that it actually DOESN'T use batteries, and how it works. Then he throws knives at his wife Monica, (I can throw knives at people and miss too, but John makes it interesting and relatively safe! Me, not so much.) Fun stuff!
But you know, doing something PRACTICAL with it like putting a fid inside the screw-off section, and then using the handle to store replacement poppers and a spare fall, or something like that would be pretty cool.
But cheap dollar store survival gear? I'll pass.
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:41 am
by kooniu
hollywood1340 wrote:Anybody here have 21st Century whip?
I had 2 whips made by Steve Koliski - bat normal bullwhips,was very well made, good cracking whips - this is gadget
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wsl577uxq6M
for survival stock is the best becouse handle work like atlatl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0I7pDGsQlw
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:13 pm
by thefish
I'm sure Steve's normal whips ARE good, but it just reminds me too much of the product that tries to be EVERYTHING to EVERYBODY, and ends up being bloody useless for all of the above. While "One-Size" might "Fit All" that typically means that it "Fit's All" badly.
I tend to prefer my tools separate from one another. Now when designs are sound, (like my 1st Gen Leatherman and Gerber PST,) that's fine, but most combination MP3 player/cel phone/portable computing device/video game consoles have so many compromises to cram all that @#$% in, that they don't do ANY of them well, (though I am eyeing the 3G iPhone because I need to upgrade my phone anyway, and the new lower price on the low end model...which is all I need...is actually affordable, and the ability to use internet protocols over WiFi rather than solely cellular networks is appealing. And I actually like that while they've crammed all that @#$% into that little black rectangle, it's still usable. I miss my laptop!!)
-D
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 11:37 pm
by Weston
I thought I had everything until I saw this.
Weston
Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:37 pm
by PyramidBlaster
I actually know Steve, and he does indeed make quite a whip....I've never seen or discussed the Survival Whip in person, but I don't think he does much business in them....
For that matter, the now-long-gone 'Cattle Baron Leather Co.' used to make a nice-looking hollow-handle 'survival whip' when that style of knife was popular....Guess it's a logical step...If something has a handle, how can we 'make it better' by making the handle hollow and filling it with 'useful stuff'? It's inevitable. Not necessarily wise, but inevitable.
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:03 pm
by kooniu
I'm archeologist ;-) but I have new idea for "survival whip" - enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdyxkz8kqAA
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:04 pm
by bobm2004
This leads me to believe that there should be a sword in the handle whip. Fun post!
Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:55 pm
by kooniu
just joke
Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:23 pm
by Canuck Digger
thefish wrote:myrddin wrote:Yeah, but can you swing with it?
...Only if the rhythm section is good, and the piano has been drinking...
ROTFLOL!!!
Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2009 10:34 pm
by bigrex
Looks like they put some extra creativity into making that whip, but boy they kind of have a knack for presenting it in a fashion that is comical.