Club Obi Wan

I have no idea what gave me this idea, but I thought I'd share it with the rest of you. Please feel free to add on if you feel the need:



Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you have trouble with unattractive tapered hats? Does the rain send dye dripping all down your forehead? Than you need an Adventurebilt! Made of 100% beaver, Adventurebilt it the greatest hat to EVER hit the market. This hat has been used by your favorite Hollywood action hero. Taper and close enoughs will be a thing of the past. But wait!!! If you order in the next 10 minutes, we’ll send you your Adventurebilt today! Avoid the year-long backorder! Don't delay, call now!

Dang, I missed the 10 minutes limit

Regards,

Marc

I feel violated.

BAM! and the Fullers Earth is gone!

Dave

I'm still shocked that mighty-putty actually has the strength to tow a truck.

I think Billy Mays is actually a long-lost Baldwin brother.