Club Obi Wan

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:34 pm**

It's winter now in Canada so it has turned colder. (A phenomanon lost on you people in the Southern US) As a result, I have turned to my warmer gear to survive the elements, namely my Fed D, cowhide Wested and the polyester of the Cabelas shirt. Now then, as some of you may know, when it gets cold out, one's nipples tend to be affected!

and then rub against the unforgiving texture of the Cabelas shirt...until they are red raw, and very sore!!

So for all you who live in a world above the 49th parrallel, if you must wear a Cabelas shirt, PLEASE remember to hit Zellers for a 3-pack of undershirts!! Your nipples will thank you for it!

I am a n****e-less man, and I approve this message! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to load up my Mark VII with Nivea!

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:46 pm**

I've experienced the same dilemma with my Wested shirt... ouch.

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:49 pm**

This reminds me of the Noel Howard hurt my nipples thread.

Posted: **Sun Dec 18, 2005 11:54 pm**

I can just imagine all the lonely men who are going to find this thread after doing a Google search only to be very, very disappointed.

I've actually got one of those shirts, so I appreciate the tip (no pun intended).

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:05 am**

Why, WHY didn't I get Gater in the gift exchange? A big tub of vaseline is EASY to get through customs...

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 1:24 am**

I wrote a thread about this very subject last April entitled, 'Noel Howard hurt my nipples'. That shirt killed in the cold!

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:44 am**

Tape 'em up like Marathon runners do!

Regards,
Swindiana

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:05 am**

I live above the 60th parallel and I wear an undershirt.
viewtopic.php?t=12083

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:21 am**

Here we go again...

Jerry, you get his address, I'll order up the replacement suction nipples...

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:24 am**

My wife complained about same thing - no cloths was involded though...

Best regards

JAN

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:29 am**

I always wear an undershirt, even in summer. I don't like the feeling of any shirt next to my skin, with few exceptions. -Take care of that.

Is there a "Meet the Parents" joke in here somewhere.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:05 am**

I was talking about hte old thread with my mother, and she said you should wear a sports bra for those things.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:28 am**

Swindiana wrote: Tape 'em up like Marathon runners do!

works for the not-so hirsute gearhead...

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:32 am**

Go with an undershirt! Prevents 'n****e rub' and adds an extra layer of warmth.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 9:43 am**

Again, Feraud, your avitar says it all...

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:50 am**

Indiana Jerry wrote:Why, WHY didn't I get Gater in the gift exchange? A big tub of vaseline is EASY to get through customs...

Somewhere in there is a joke about Jerry and prison.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 2:28 pm**

Indiana Gater wrote:
Indiana Jerry wrote:Why, WHY didn't I get Gater in the gift exchange? A big tub of vaseline is EASY to get through customs...
Somewhere in there is a joke about Jerry and prison.

A Canadian prison, no less..."All I said was, YES, I DO have fruit to declare!"

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:27 pm**

Indiana Gater wrote:
Indiana Jerry wrote:Why, WHY didn't I get Gater in the gift exchange? A big tub of vaseline is EASY to get through customs...
Somewhere in there is a joke about Jerry and prison.

Hey, that's no joke. Jerry is still in therapy over that one, though I understand he's got a pen pal now.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:13 pm**

Gater, you oughta use bandaids like they did on the 1970's "Charlie's Angeles".

or just have them removed like Archie and Jughead did.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:59 pm**

This is the 21st Century! Why don't we just photo-shop them out?

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:38 pm**

Is there a "Meet the Parents" joke in here somewhere.

I have nipples, can you milk me?

I always wear an under shirt, mainly because it stops the sweat stains under your pits.

Posted: **Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:57 pm**

Now this has got to be the weirdest thread I've ever seen since I signed up. JAN...what tha?

TAZ

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:30 am**

IndyTaz wrote: Now this has got to be the weirdest thread I've ever seen since I signed up. JAN...what tha?

TAZ

I would have to agree with you on that one. I use to wear a bullet proof vest to work everyday so I always had a t-shirt on.

Men should not discuss there nipples together......creepy

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:56 am**

Good on ya GRG!

TAZ

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:42 am**

And here I thought an undershirt was standard operating procedure when you're wearing a shirt like that in the cold. Any time I wear my Cabela's, incidentally, I wear an undershirt. This has never happened to me.

The shirt I am wearing in my avatar is a Cabela's, and if you look closely, you can see that I'm wearing an undershirt. It was kind of chilly that day anyway.

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:46 am**

Scandinavia Jones wrote:
Swindiana wrote: Tape 'em up like Marathon runners do!
works for the not-so hirsute gearhead...

Secrets of a Wookie, part 5.

Regards,
Swindiana

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:00 am**

Be thankful you are not Scaramanga he has an extra one to contend with.

Undershirts! not very Indy Eh?!

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:08 am**

Okay.....this is a sort of weird thread. True. Necessary. But weird.

I'm going to go count my t-shirts and think happy thoughts.

Jersey

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:22 am**

(rocking back and forth in a corner) This isn't happening... This isn't happening...

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:42 am**

This kind of reminds me of the Christmas card episode of “Seinfeld”.

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:54 am**

Kt Templar wrote:Undershirts! not very Indy Eh?!

But he wear them (can see it in his house in Raiders, under his "House Coat" --> and he must have, remember how cold it was in the Himalya, outside of The Raven"

)

Wow, look how much this topic was read! An absolutly "hot" toppic!

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:05 pm**

IndyJens wrote:
Kt Templar wrote:Undershirts! not very Indy Eh?!
But he wear them (can see it in his house in Raiders, under his "House Coat" --> and he must have, remember how cold it was in the Himalya, outside of The Raven" )

Wow, look how much this topic was read! An absolutly "hot" toppic! (sorry, couldn't resist)

You're right! Wifebeaters are screen accurate! But only under a House Coat and perhaps under the suits.

No evidence yet of one under the normal shirt

please

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:23 pm**

binkmeisterRick wrote:Again, Feraud, your avitar says it all...

haha, yes. That is my, "oh you have got to be kidding me.." avatar.

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:38 pm**

Sometimes a picture DOES speak a thousand words!

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:42 pm**

and if the picture does not, we Gearheads will certainly do it!

Serial Hero wrote:This kind of reminds me of the Christmas card episode of “Seinfeld”.

Didn't they do an episode that involved men's chest support? Something about a 'Bro'.. Is that the Christmas card show?

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:34 pm**

my goodness! What have my perky man-boobs started??

maybe we can get HF in an undershirt for IJIV...

Nazis have taken over a steamer ship in the Indian ocean

The crew is taken hostage

the cargo, a source of unspeakable power

the girl has been taken prisoner

Only one man can save the day

He is cold

He is tired

He is without his Aldens

He is without his shirt

He will survive

The Man in The Wifebeater is Back:

INDIANA JONES IN:

DIE HARD - GEARHEAD

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:17 pm**

Indiana Gater wrote:The Man in The Wifebeater is Back:

INDIANA JONES IN:

DIE HARD - GEARHEAD[/b]

Where is Glurrk when you need a funny photoshop picture!?

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:34 pm**

But Freaud, you know: "Your Avatar says it all."

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:37 pm**

IndyJens wrote:But Freaud, you know: "Your Avatar says it all."

That is what they tell me!

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:42 pm**

Oops, sorry Feraud. I misspelled your name.

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:45 pm**

oh, no problem. At least you did not spell it 'Fraud'. That would be a bummer!

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:35 pm**

Didn't they do an episode that involved men's chest support? Something about a 'Bro'.. Is that the Christmas card show?

It’s the episode where Elaine lets Kramer take her picture for her Christmas cards and then after she gives them out discovers you can see her…

All of her co-workers start calling her Nip, and to comfort her Jerry and Kramer tell her something like, “It’s only a n****e. We all have them.” And then they lift their shirts up.

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:49 pm**

I created a Hiaku about my opinion on this:

Indiana Nipples,
They are rugged and well seasoned.
Adventure shirts only!

Posted: **Tue Dec 20, 2005 7:00 pm**

Good one.

Indiana Nipples

Wonder if I can change my screen name?

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:42 am**

Rusty Jones wrote:I created a Hiaku about my opinion on this:

Indiana Nipples,
They are rugged and well seasoned.
Adventure shirts only!

Dear Mods,

Please delete this thread the INSTANT someone posts an on-topic picture.

Antone

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:38 am**

Antone wrote:Dear Mods,

Please delete this thread the INSTANT someone posts an on-topic picture.

Antone

(Please don't fixate on the udders.)

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 8:33 am**

Antone wrote:Please delete this thread the INSTANT someone posts an on-topic picture.

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 9:55 am**

good one, VP!

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:38 am**

But, is THAT allowed?! I mean, showing a n****e in public!

Posted: **Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:40 am**

I'm sorry if that offended anybody.

Club Obi Wan

WHY didn't somebody WARN me???

WHY didn't somebody WARN me???