You're the ideal I aspire to, DHW.
I tried to keep it flat yesterday and only managed to hit myself in the back of the head.
This is currently the only whip-action picture I have, a screen grab with my 10-foot Todd's roo.
Since we already had fireworks going off yesterday, I took my CnC out and did a little showing off for the family. My sidearm improved a little and I actually whacked a plastic cup pretty good, once, between fouling my cracker and wrapping my own legs. And speaking of whacking, I felt the sting of my own lash quite a bit yesterday. I got myself across the back and side of the neck, and it gave me pause. I thought,
Can you imagine getting worse than that 38 more times? I could not.
(Yes, I am a redneck.)