Long time listener, first time caller...

The_Edge · Post by **The_Edge** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:33 pm

Legend has it that many moons ago some fella had access to a stunt jacket used in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark.' He gave his notes to a company now known as Gibson & Barnes. Unfortunately, he passed away some time ago. His ghost still roams these halls though.

Rixter · Post by **Rixter** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:38 pm

Welcome aboard!

Let me steer you in the right direction. I have an excellent buy in a Rubberhide, stretchable from a 42 to 48 M/L for that perfect fit and comes with tear away sleeves for that distressed look and includes a scissors and Xacto knife to cut and shape the collar to either the vaunted Raiders style or just keep it as an LC jacket. I can also make it any color you wish according to our local Sherwin Williams oil or latex chart. Since you are a first time caller I will include free of charge, a zipper for those times when the weather dictates a bit more protection. Email me and we can work out something.

Post by **Michaelson** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:39 pm

Uh, Kyle, if we move slowly behind this guy, maybe you can tackle him low, me high, and us quietly get him out of here before he hurts somebody, or himself.....

Regards. Michaelson

CHANGE IN PLANS! I just read Rixter's reply. Maybe I'll tackle _, YOU tackle Rixter, and we'll try to get them BOTH to the truck....

Post by **Mike** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:40 pm

That's a tough one, but I know of a member who could steer you towards the 'best' hat? If memory serves, it also comes with a nifty Indy pin, but don't hold me to that.

Good to see ya back.

Mike

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:42 pm

Hey Rush… Long time listener, first time caller...

Mega-Gearhead Fedora wearing dittos from the Live-Free or Die state just north of what we call up here: Mexachusetts.

First off, the reason I called. What’s the deal with the Democrats imploding? First Howard Dean-key (Hee Haw… Hee-Haw) and not John “I did not have an affair with that woman” Kerry. Folks were besides themselves because Kerry was “Clinton-Lite”, now after checking out Drudge’s website… he’s just like Clinton with a service record. What’s next? John Edwards? At the rate they’re falling, Dennis Kasinitch might actually stand a chance if he can pull in more then just the space cadet crowd.

Hey, since I’m in the neighborhoods talking about the Democraps, Rush… why can’t they just drop the issue about the 2000 election? Enough with the “Bush was selected and not elected” nonsense. If it wasn’t for Ralph “Darth” Nader… Gore could have won. How come they don’t bash Nader enough? What’s up with that?

Second Issue: None of the Candidates have a platform to run on. It's all about the hatred of Bush. Every single last one of them are weak on issues but strong on "Bashing Bush". That's going to cost them. Dean imploded… the only way John Edwards (A virtual no-body) is going to get ahead if he ignores the "Bush-Bashing" and starts to focus on issues and demonstrates his ability to lead by opening up his stands on issues in the past.

Saddam had tools and material that he wasn't supposed to have. There's no arguing that. During the war it was constantly reported on Foxnews.com AND CNN.com that they found tools that he was FORBIDEN to have.

"Oh, but I don't have the WEAPONS of mass destruction... I just have the tools to make them... just in case." Why wasn't THAT point sold? There were about 15 UN resolutions against him... and nobody was enforcing them. It’s as if the UN was saying: “Oh, he's being a bad boy again... lets just pass another resolution calling him a bad man.” Resolutions don't do a thing unless there is action behind them.” I don't thing for a minute that the UN has the best interests of the world in mind. I think it's a make-work project for international political hacks.

Anyway… Rush… I gotta go. Thanks for listening. Mega Dittos on the EIB network… Excellence in Broadcasting indeed!

Post by **Michaelson** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:46 pm

FINAL CHANGE IN PLANS! Kyle, I just read Renderkings post. Forget these guys, just get Mike in the truck, then the three of us will go fishing and let THEM sort it all out!

Regards. Michaelson

Post by **Mike** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:53 pm

I don't know if I can go fishing until I change my avatar back... and as long as you promise I don't end up sleeping with the fishes.

OH!! I just thought of a line for _ that I'm surprised noone's said yet....

Holy smokes, my friend! I'm so pleased you're not dead!

Mike

Sergei · Post by **Sergei** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 1:09 pm

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Your good buddy, Sergei.

Indiana Jess · Post by **Indiana Jess** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:03 pm

_ wrote:Hey - I'm in the market for an Indiana Jones jacket and don't know where to begin. Can anybody help me?

An Indiana Jones jacket? Why in the world would you even consider owning a piece of @#$% like that? I suggest you go with an authentic Hovitos loin cloth and then accent it with a red naugahyde Members Only jacket - now that's dressing with style (don't forget the white knee high athletic socks and Red Wing shoes) ...

Post by **Michaelson** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:08 pm

He doesn't CARE how you dress, Jess, he needs advice on a jacket!

Regards. Michaelson

JerseyJones · Post by **JerseyJones** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:13 pm

One Word:

Windbreaker !

.....mmmmm smell the fear !

Preferrably Safety Orange for easy water rescue by snake loving pilots.

Cheers,

Oliver W. Holmes
Archduke of Pismo Beach

Post by **Michaelson** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:20 pm

Can you tell we collectively don't like this '_' character? Pretty obvious, isn't it?

High regards. Michaelson[/b]

Indiana Grendel · Post by **Indiana Grendel** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:31 pm

Indiana Jess wrote:I suggest you go with an authentic Hovitos loin cloth...

Peter, if you're reading this, would this be something you'd want to get into?

Cheers!

IG

Indiana Jess · Post by **Indiana Jess** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:33 pm

Michaelson, I think you're jealous of my fashion sense!

It's not that we don't like _ ... wait a minute ... yeah, you're right... we don't ...

Post by **Michaelson** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:53 pm

Ummm. Yeah, Jess. That's it, on BOTH counts.

Regards. Michaelson

Williamson · Post by **Williamson** » Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:43 pm

It is amazing what happens on "Open line Friday"! You just never know who will turn up!(GRINS)Good to hear from you _. Hope all is well with you. Regards,Williamson

MK · Post by MK » Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:58 am

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Koreana Jones · Post by **Koreana Jones** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:26 am

_... I find that the Gollum loincloth is much more comfy than the Hovitos' one. More coverage without the wedgie! Come on by! GollumGear.com Its a great place!

Best Regards,
Jun

SOUTH-SIDE CHICAGO GILMER · Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:29 am

Now that e-bay jacket is the one for me. I wonder if he'd be willing to locate a cotton version of it? Har Har!

FLATHEAD · Post by **FLATHEAD** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 10:31 am

This is exactly what you want:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=57988

That guys description is pretty funny.

I make the MRRRRRRRR sounds too! But only when I have had a full
night of drinking, and the next day I empty myself on the toilet....

Flathead

Pyroxene · Post by **Pyroxene** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 11:33 am

Koreana Jones wrote: GollumGear.com Its a great place!

Best Regards,
Jun

That's funny.

Fedora · Post by **Fedora** » Sat Feb 14, 2004 3:42 pm

_, the report of your demise was greatly exaggerated!! I still have and wear your old Wested un-predistressed cowhide jacket. Is it true that you actually distressed this jacket by dragging it behind your truck, with Michaelson in it?(the jacket, not the truck)

Remember, we wear the same size in jackets, so...if you ever get the itch to sell one of those A-2's....

Fedora

Minnesota Jones · Post by **Minnesota Jones** » Sun Feb 15, 2004 9:06 am

Sergei wrote:
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Your good buddy, Sergei.

You guys figure it all out on your own, I'm going to go have a "Royale with Cheese..."

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Sun Feb 15, 2004 3:31 pm

Geeze... does it come with a Canvas Safari Hat to complete the Jones look, too?

Long time listener, first time caller...

Re: Long time listener, first time caller...

TO the casual observer!

Re: Long time listener, first time caller...

Dr Livingston, er,I mean _, I presume???