How do you go to the bathroom in button fly pants?!

[IndyMaster]

Guys. Seriously. How do you go to the bathroom in button fly pants?! I wonder if Indy has to hold it in... or...

[binkmeisterRick]

Seriously? Have you ever worn button fly pants? The only difference is that there are buttons on the fly instead of a zipper. Just unbutton the fly and do your business. It's not rocket science, really. Either that, or wear Depends.

[Ian]

I just undo all the buttons cos it's impossible just to do some of them.

That said, how Spiderman copes I dunno!!!

Ian

[Ian]

Seriously? Have you ever worn button fly pants? The only difference is that there are buttons on the fly instead of a zipper. Just unbutton the fly and do your business. It's not rocket science, really. Either that, or wear Depends.

I guess this should be in the 'thinking out-loud' thread.

Ian

[IndyMaster]

Well, what if you're in jeopardy or something like that and you're panicked and you can't get them undone! (That's so me!)

[binkmeisterRick]

If you're that desperate, rip the buttons off!

[maboot38]

The answer....you DON'T go to the bathroom in button fly pants!

Use a toilet instead.

[Michaelson]

Considering that zippers weren't installed on mens trousers until after WW2, apparently men figured it out just fine prior to that invention.

Practice, practice, practice.

Ok, since this can't go much further down the trail than it has before the 'bathroom humor' gets started, let's ring down the curtain while we still have SOME sort of decorum about us....

Regards! Michaelson