Instructions, how to use your new hat.

maboot38 · Post by **maboot38** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:22 pm

Its a good thing these come with instructions:

For those who really can't figure it out, it says "Instructions, how to use your new hat"

I'm glad they cleared that up for us.

Indiana G · Post by **Indiana G** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:27 pm

do not use as toilet...and do not use as shoe.........

so that's what i've been doing wrong all these years!

Post by **Michaelson** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:29 pm

You have GOT to be kidding me?

Regards! Michaelson

Ripper · Post by **Ripper** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:35 pm

Thats Classic !

Ohio Jones · Post by **Ohio Jones** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:37 pm

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They go on your head????? Thanks Mr. Obvious for the instruction sheet.....you're a life saver!!!

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:40 pm

Nah, I don't believe those instructions. Steve has always said that when you get your hat you should sit on it. My AB has made my chair the most comfortable one I've ever had!

Shane

maboot38 · Post by **maboot38** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:40 pm

I agree with 1 and 3, but what's wrong with putting it on your backside?

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:42 pm

Especially if you're a butthead!

Shane

Travner Ravenweird · Post by **Travner Ravenweird** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:44 pm

maboot38 wrote:I agree with 1 and 3, but what's wrong with putting it on your backside?

I think that's only for butt-heads.

Travner Ravenweird · Post by **Travner Ravenweird** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:45 pm

McFly wrote:Especially if you're a butthead!

Shane

Aw Man! Right at the same time!

BendingOak · Post by **BendingOak** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:14 pm

ooh, great, Another hand out to send with my hats.

Post by **Michaelson** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:16 pm

Dang, I KNEW it would give SOMEONE one ideas.

Regards! Michaelson

Indiana Venkman · Post by **Indiana Venkman** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:29 pm

I think an instructional video would be more effective.

maboot38 · Post by **maboot38** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:40 pm

I'm still baffled. I just really hope it is a joke. I'd like to track down what hat company that is and ask them.

BendingOak · Post by **BendingOak** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:56 pm

Indiana Venkman wrote:I think an instructional video would be more effective.

Sorry everyone. I will be halting my hat making to make such a video.

Hollowpond · Post by **Hollowpond** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:32 pm

Ohio Jones wrote:Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They go on your head????? Thanks Mr. Obvious for the instruction sheet.....you're a life saver!!!

I guess you didn't make the connection!!!

Mr. Obvious rocks!!!

Chewbacca Jones · Post by **Chewbacca Jones** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:32 pm

Alright, I'm confused. What about the knee and elbow? Anybody know what the rules are on that?

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:35 pm

You know the only reason why that sheet is in there is because some moron sued after he got electrocuted from wearing his hat in the bathtub. The back side of the sheet probably has the following warnings:

For external use only.

Do not leave hat plugged in unattended.

Do not attempt to dry clothes, newspapers, or other materials in the hat. They may catch fire.

Avoid inserting nails, wire, etc. through any holes in the hat during operation.

Do NOT attempt to deep fry fat in your hat.

Close supervision is required when hat is in use by or near children or invalids.

This hat is not intended for use as a dental drill.

Warning: hats have been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Caution: Remove infant before folding hat for storage.

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

May be harmful if swallowed.

Warning: May contain nuts.

Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

scot2525 · Post by **scot2525** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:41 pm

Hollowpond wrote:
Ohio Jones wrote:Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They go on your head????? Thanks Mr. Obvious for the instruction sheet.....you're a life saver!!!
I guess you didn't make the connection!!!
Mr. Obvious rocks!!!

Hi Mr. Obvious, Long time listener first time caller. I recieved this big brown bowl in the mail but it is made of a soft floppy material and is is very hard to use.

Ohio Jones · Post by **Ohio Jones** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:04 pm

scot2525 wrote:
Hollowpond wrote:
Ohio Jones wrote:Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They go on your head????? Thanks Mr. Obvious for the instruction sheet.....you're a life saver!!!
I guess you didn't make the connection!!!
Mr. Obvious rocks!!!
Hi Mr. Obvious, Long time listener first time caller. I recieved this big brown bowl in the mail but it is made of a soft floppy material and is is very hard to use.

Hello Caller, thanks for calling the Mr Obvious show. So you have a big brown bowl made out of a soft floppy material......well Caller that seems a bit strange. Maybe a new Rachel Ray garbage bowl or something Caller????

Indy1939 · Post by **Indy1939** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:11 pm

Just think about how the guy who actually thought of using the sheet got overpaid for his idea. I wonder if he got a free hat?

-Allen

jacksdad · Post by **jacksdad** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:23 pm

it's like the chicklettes you get with speakers, oh wait maybe I shouldn't have eaten those.

McFly · Post by **McFly** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:01 pm

binkmeisterRick wrote:You know the only reason why that sheet is in there is because some moron sued after he got electrocuted from wearing his hat in the bathtub. The back side of the sheet probably has the following warnings:

....well at least it comes with batteries!

That was nice, Bink. Was that from your warning label collection? ;-)

Shane

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:22 pm

If you pull off my tag... I KILL you!

bigrex · Post by **bigrex** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:36 pm

A few more funny instructions taken from here:

http://sanityfound.wordpress.com/2008/0 ... on-labels/

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it’s ‘just’ a suggestion!)

On Boot’s Children’s cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm…something must have gotten lost in the translation…)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I’m curious.)

On a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you’ve tried this..)

On a child’s Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That’s right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

RaiderZee · Post by **RaiderZee** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:53 pm

Do not taunt Happy Fun Hat . . .

Indiana Joosse · Post by **Indiana Joosse** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:58 am

ROFL

Haven't laughed so hard in ages!