An adventure for an Adventurebilt
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An adventure for an Adventurebilt
A word of caution for those who like to distress their gear: Inform your spouse!
After a mere 1 year and 3 month wait for my AB, My wife asked if I really wanted to keep my older Stetson. Being a man who hates clutter, I said that she could send it to Goodwill with the rest of the items we were donating.
Unbeknown to her, I had decided to distress my new AB, which looked great to me. But when the Mrs. was collecting things for goodwill, she mistook the new hat to be my old Stetson, so off it went to Goodwill!
When I got home from work I saw my Stetson sitting in its usual spot ,and putting it on thought to myself, “you know I think I’ll keep it after all, for sentimental reasons.” But when I began looking for my AB I got a little worried and asked my beloved where my hat was. She pointed to my head. I said, “No, I mean my AB, this is my Stetson.” She thought I was pulling a prank and chuckled, “No it isn’t, I took your old hat to Goodwill this morning.”
Well, the conversation revealed the mix-up and before you could spit, I was on the road speeding toward town, calling from my cell phone and the entire time getting a busy signal. Fortunately, we know the lady who works at GW and when I arrived told her what happened and how much the hat meant to me. Unfortunately, it had already made its way on to the floor and was sold around noon (I didn’t have the stomach to ask what they sold it for). The woman who bought it was pulling together some last minute costume changes for a high school play. The final dress rehearsal was that night and all the parents were invited separately because of a space issue. Okay, so since I don’t know this lady’s number, I rush over to the school, but no one is there yet. I waited around for a little while but realize that it could be hours and I was starving so I drove over and grabbed some fast food.
By the time I got back, the cast was arriving so I ran inside to hunt down the lady with my hat. Everyone was dressed as hillbillies or something with floppy cut up cheap wool-felt hats. I look across the room and see the woman standing in front of a young man holding MY hat in one hand and a scissors in the other! I think I knocked over at least 3 kids as I ran toward the woman, who barely saw me coming. (I’ve never moved so fast in my life.)
Now, I grabbed the hat, which had barely escaped its first unofficial dimensional cut, and the woman gave out this blood-curdling scream! I’m not sure what my state of mind was at this point, but I ran! I was going to pay her back for the hat and everything, but when she screamed, I ran…out the door down the hall. But when I got to the stairs, I fell down flat. Here was this big football player-type kid who had me by the ankle, and with all his might was pulling my leg…just like I’m pulling yours.
Regards
After a mere 1 year and 3 month wait for my AB, My wife asked if I really wanted to keep my older Stetson. Being a man who hates clutter, I said that she could send it to Goodwill with the rest of the items we were donating.
Unbeknown to her, I had decided to distress my new AB, which looked great to me. But when the Mrs. was collecting things for goodwill, she mistook the new hat to be my old Stetson, so off it went to Goodwill!
When I got home from work I saw my Stetson sitting in its usual spot ,and putting it on thought to myself, “you know I think I’ll keep it after all, for sentimental reasons.” But when I began looking for my AB I got a little worried and asked my beloved where my hat was. She pointed to my head. I said, “No, I mean my AB, this is my Stetson.” She thought I was pulling a prank and chuckled, “No it isn’t, I took your old hat to Goodwill this morning.”
Well, the conversation revealed the mix-up and before you could spit, I was on the road speeding toward town, calling from my cell phone and the entire time getting a busy signal. Fortunately, we know the lady who works at GW and when I arrived told her what happened and how much the hat meant to me. Unfortunately, it had already made its way on to the floor and was sold around noon (I didn’t have the stomach to ask what they sold it for). The woman who bought it was pulling together some last minute costume changes for a high school play. The final dress rehearsal was that night and all the parents were invited separately because of a space issue. Okay, so since I don’t know this lady’s number, I rush over to the school, but no one is there yet. I waited around for a little while but realize that it could be hours and I was starving so I drove over and grabbed some fast food.
By the time I got back, the cast was arriving so I ran inside to hunt down the lady with my hat. Everyone was dressed as hillbillies or something with floppy cut up cheap wool-felt hats. I look across the room and see the woman standing in front of a young man holding MY hat in one hand and a scissors in the other! I think I knocked over at least 3 kids as I ran toward the woman, who barely saw me coming. (I’ve never moved so fast in my life.)
Now, I grabbed the hat, which had barely escaped its first unofficial dimensional cut, and the woman gave out this blood-curdling scream! I’m not sure what my state of mind was at this point, but I ran! I was going to pay her back for the hat and everything, but when she screamed, I ran…out the door down the hall. But when I got to the stairs, I fell down flat. Here was this big football player-type kid who had me by the ankle, and with all his might was pulling my leg…just like I’m pulling yours.
Regards
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You're right, inexpensive... every one of those "I hate you"s was - in it's own backwards way - a "feather in your cap" and a definite acknowledgement of a job well done.
You definitely got a rise out of everybody... but then, I guess it was easy to know which nerve to hit on the Fedora Board, wasn't it?
For an encore, did you swing by the Jacket Forum and tell a story about leaving your Custom Gibson & Barnes draped over the top of a stove you didn't realize was ON?
Ooooh... I shouldn't even JOKE (or put thoughts into your CLEARLY EVIL mind!)
Now... GO GET 'EM!
Mitch
You definitely got a rise out of everybody... but then, I guess it was easy to know which nerve to hit on the Fedora Board, wasn't it?
For an encore, did you swing by the Jacket Forum and tell a story about leaving your Custom Gibson & Barnes draped over the top of a stove you didn't realize was ON?
Ooooh... I shouldn't even JOKE (or put thoughts into your CLEARLY EVIL mind!)
Now... GO GET 'EM!
Mitch
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You know, that would be a fun experiment: showing up like that on a formal occasion on purpose, just to see the looks on their facestheinterchange wrote:I somehow missed this thread, thus the late comment. Almost like showing up to a costume party in a chicken suit only to find out it was a formal affair.
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Great story, very well designed plot. You should write the next Indiana Jones V. ;-) That would be freaky if something like that were to happen to me. It has happened to family. My grandfather when he was a kid used to get baseball players autographs after the games, or at the train station to the next city they were playing. I mean he had really good players autographs, Micket Mantle, Joe Dimaggio, to name a few. My grandfather was in the navy during world war II and one day his mom was in his room and found all these baseball cards and autographs and pieces of paper with autographs on them and thinks they are junk and throws them away. At least you got your hat back. Very good story. This thread really made my day.
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Oooof!
I'm glad you enjoyed that story of inexpensive_jones', IndianaChris711... I did, too... but I gotta tellya, as an Old-School Comic Book - and the like - Collector from a ways back, that story of your GrandPa's really hit me like a punch in the gut!
That's a tragic end to what I'm sure were a lot of great mementos...
Mitch
I'm glad you enjoyed that story of inexpensive_jones', IndianaChris711... I did, too... but I gotta tellya, as an Old-School Comic Book - and the like - Collector from a ways back, that story of your GrandPa's really hit me like a punch in the gut!
That's a tragic end to what I'm sure were a lot of great mementos...
Mitch
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you could give a craft felt fedora!inexpensive_jones wrote:MichaelsonHow come I never got the invite? But then again, who would invite a guy named "Inexpensive" to a wedding? Can you imagine the chinsey gift? That's if I even brought one.How was I to know your wedding was a formal affair?
IndianaChris711,
O man that's terrible.
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Ya I know my grandfather was pretty upset about it. I think he said he would be living a rich life if he had those cards, but he had 10 kids and all kinds of grandchildren that he saw in his lifetime. That is much more worth than a piece of paper with someone's autograph on it IMO. But my grandfather worked hard for what he had and that baseball collection did mean a lot to him. I know its a sad story, but just thought I would share. Anyway sorry to get things off track here. I just hope my mom doesn't throw away my adventurebilt when it gets here looking like next year now. ;-)Mitch LaRue wrote:Oooof!
I'm glad you enjoyed that story of inexpensive_jones', IndianaChris711... I did, too... but I gotta tellya, as an Old-School Comic Book - and the like - Collector from a ways back, that story of your GrandPa's really hit me like a punch in the gut!
That's a tragic end to what I'm sure were a lot of great mementos...
Mitch
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