Adventurebilt: As Seen on TV!!!

Mark Brody · Post by **Mark Brody** » Sat May 10, 2008 1:51 am

I have no idea what gave me this idea, but I thought I'd share it with the rest of you. Please feel free to add on if you feel the need:

Hi, Billy Mays here! Do you have trouble with unattractive tapered hats? Does the rain send dye dripping all down your forehead? Than you need an Adventurebilt! Made of 100% beaver, Adventurebilt it the greatest hat to EVER hit the market. This hat has been used by your favorite Hollywood action hero. Taper and close enoughs will be a thing of the past. But wait!!! If you order in the next 10 minutes, we’ll send you your Adventurebilt today! Avoid the year-long backorder! Don't delay, call now!

Marc · Post by **Marc** » Sat May 10, 2008 3:15 am

Dang, I missed the 10 minutes limit

Regards,

Marc

Chewbacca Jones · Post by **Chewbacca Jones** » Sun May 11, 2008 5:23 pm

I feel violated.

DR Ulloa · Post by **DR Ulloa** » Sun May 11, 2008 11:54 pm

BAM! and the Fullers Earth is gone!

Dave

Zach R. · Post by **Zach R.** » Mon May 12, 2008 1:54 am

I'm still shocked that mighty-putty actually has the strength to tow a truck.

serrecuir · Post by **serrecuir** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:49 pm

I think Billy Mays is actually a long-lost Baldwin brother.