Who on Earth is this 'General Gear?'

conceited_ape · Post by **conceited_ape** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:56 am

...and why are there no posts or threads about him?

All I seem to find are notices about shoes, pants, shirts and bags!

Indiana Max · Post by **Indiana Max** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:41 am

He/she/it is a nice corporation

IndigoJuliet · Post by **IndigoJuliet** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:59 am

Has a cousin General Postoffice as well..

GoldenHistorian · Post by **GoldenHistorian** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:01 am

and he also has a brother in the army General Issue (GI)

Flash Gordon · Post by **Flash Gordon** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:18 am

He has a Chinese cousin: General Tso.

Although, I hear he's chicken!

IndyWannaBee · Post by **IndyWannaBee** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:53 pm

Wasn't General Gear demoted and busted down to 2nd Lietennant Gear?

swcrazyfan · Post by **swcrazyfan** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:11 pm

this has to be an inside joke because I am totally lost.

8-[

Post by **Michaelson** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:14 pm

You'll find him right up there with 'General Prop Discussion'.

Ok, don't you guys have something better to do?

Regards! Michaelson

Indiana Jess · Post by **Indiana Jess** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:21 pm

Michaelson wrote:You'll find him right up there with 'General Prop Discussion'.

Ok, don't you guys have something better to do?

Regards! Michaelson

General Lee Speaking ... no.

Canada Jones · Post by **Canada Jones** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:24 pm

His brother works for the post office - General Delivery....

Post by **Michaelson** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:24 pm

Regards! Michaelson

IndyWannaBee · Post by **IndyWannaBee** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:25 pm

swcrazyfan wrote:this has to be an inside joke because I am totally lost. 8-[

Probably true but I am new here and just simply trying to fit in!

Chevalier Krak · Post by **Chevalier Krak** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:38 pm

His cousin, Richard, was in Pretty Woman.

indy89 · Post by **indy89** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 4:29 pm

swcrazyfan wrote:this has to be an inside joke because I am totally lost. 8-[

What is there to be lost about?! Haha, I love this place

lingarn · Post by **lingarn** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:57 pm

To General Ize said General Ly: I, in general, quite agree.

Mark Brody · Post by **Mark Brody** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:13 pm

Don't forget his step-brother, General Electric.

Neolithic · Post by **Neolithic** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:16 pm

Good grief, you guys... General Store- he's probably the most famous.

Scandinavia Jones · Post by **Scandinavia Jones** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:24 pm

Don't forget Major Nuisance - he should definitively be mentioned in this thread.
Also, conceited_ape - why are you so interested in reading about General Gear? Or is it a Private Matter?

Mark Brody · Post by **Mark Brody** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:26 pm

If this thread continues much longer, we'll all be subject to Corporal Punishment.

IndigoJuliet · Post by **IndigoJuliet** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:38 pm

Corporal punishment is best left to Private Matters.

Sheffield Jones · Post by **Sheffield Jones** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:47 pm

You guys should charge General Admission.
Of course,that could be a Major Pain.

Indiana Jess · Post by **Indiana Jess** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 7:51 pm

Whatever happened to Colonel Hov Truth?

conceited_ape · Post by **conceited_ape** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:26 pm

Scandinavia Jones wrote:Don't forget Major Nuisance - he should definitively be mentioned in this thread.
Also, conceited_ape - why are you so interested in reading about General Gear? Or is it a Private Matter?

General E. Speaking, I guess I'm just whiling away the cold months til Indy 4... That and it's always bugged me.

bleyd · Post by **bleyd** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:30 pm

Well while you wait you could always have breakfast with Captain crunch.

lingarn · Post by **lingarn** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:41 pm

Indiana Jess wrote:Whatever happened to Colonel Hov Truth?

That was horrible.

Sergei · Post by **Sergei** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:46 pm

I am reporting all this to the Attorney General. Unless the Inspector General drops the charges at the general session of the general assembly.

eazybox · Post by **eazybox** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:54 pm

[quote="General E. Speaking, I guess I'm just whiling away the cold months til Indy 4... That and it's always bugged me.

[/quote]

But in the warmer months you have to contend with General Haze. I'd rather deal with General Gear, myself...he's lots cooler.

Jack

Scandinavia Jones · Post by **Scandinavia Jones** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:00 pm

Sergei wrote:I am reporting all this to the Attorney General. Unless the Inspector General drops the charges at the general session of the general assembly.

So, in essence, you're calling to General Quarters... a Major Alert, so to speak. Surely, there's nothing in this thread that couldn't have been discussed in a Private Session? And no, I'm not calling you Surely.

Either way, long time no see, Sergei!

Good to have you around!

eazybox · Post by **eazybox** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:07 pm

[quote="And no, I'm not calling you Surely."

quote]

Nice beaver! (Wait, that belongs in the Fedora section...)

Jack

Scandinavia Jones · Post by **Scandinavia Jones** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:14 pm

eazybox wrote:[

Jack, do you like movies about gladiators?

Neolithic · Post by **Neolithic** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:21 pm

SJ, what the heck is with your new avatar?!

eazybox · Post by **eazybox** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:27 pm

Scandinavia Jones wrote:
eazybox wrote:[

Scandanavia, do you like to hang around gymnasiums?

I am serious...and stop calling me Shirley.

Lt. Frank Drebin

conceited_ape · Post by **conceited_ape** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 9:28 pm

Neolithic wrote:SJ, what the heck is with your new avatar?!

Yeah, seriously, it's awesome!!

Patrick Stewart's gotten bigger...

*jumps into frame* ...and Leon's getting l-l-larger! *jumps away*

Mark Brody · Post by **Mark Brody** » Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:21 pm

SJ, I think your avatar is Admiral... I mean, admirable.

Scandinavia Jones · Post by **Scandinavia Jones** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:25 am

Thank you, fellas. I really have no idea what my avatar is all about. Surely, it can't be serious.

eazybox - no, not much. And I've never been in a Turkish prison either.

Darth Indiana · Post by **Darth Indiana** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:51 pm

Shirley drives General Motors up the wall.

Indiana Jess · Post by **Indiana Jess** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 7:19 pm

conceited_ape wrote:
Neolithic wrote:SJ, what the heck is with your new avatar?!
Yeah, seriously, it's awesome!!

Patrick Stewart's gotten bigger...

I don't thnk that's kind of Pecard's treatment people are wanting for their jackets.

Sergei · Post by **Sergei** » Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:53 pm

Scandinavia Jones wrote:
Sergei wrote:I am reporting all this to the Attorney General. Unless the Inspector General drops the charges at the general session of the general assembly.
So, in essence, you're calling to General Quarters... a Major Alert, so to speak. Surely, there's nothing in this thread that couldn't have been discussed in a Private Session? And no, I'm not calling you Surely.

Either way, long time no see, Sergei! Good to have you around!

Hej SJ! Glad to be back.

DoubleOhSeven · Post by **DoubleOhSeven** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:30 am

Wow. Thanks for all the laughs, guys.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

JulianK · Post by **JulianK** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:11 am

I think it's a conspiracy and he's working with General Failure trying to always read my hard drive!

Sergei · Post by **Sergei** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:15 am

DoubleOhSeven wrote:Wow. Thanks for all the laughs, guys.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines.

It beats going under general anesthesia!

DoubleOhSeven · Post by **DoubleOhSeven** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:06 pm

Yep, that's true!

Do you ever find yourself posting just for General Principles?

Rabittooth · Post by **Rabittooth** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:47 pm

The whole thread has given me Major Depression.

-Rabittooth