I wore my fedora to the zoo recently in San Antonio....stayed away from the elephants but the sun was looming and the wind was blowing....the occasional "wet the hand and run it thru my hair then put the hat back on" trick did fine against the heat. Only once, on the trainride did I feel like the wind was about to steal my hat...but is a very soft felt and I just snugged it on alittle tigther momentarily and went on my merry way.
On the way back to the car though, my daughter asked to wear my hat as we were climbing rocks and she wanted to show me what "Inbiana Dones" does and as we were walking across the parking lot, I see a hat quickly rolling across the lot getting further and further as I stare and try to make out exactly what it is....I glance at my daughter and she points and smiles,"Daddy, there is Inbiana Dones hat!" And I shriek like a woman and run after my hat as it blows into the surrounding fence.
and to stay more on topic, the AB in the close post of Show us your AB's...that hat has been worn in White Sands New Mexico, all types of hiking, ans, yes, I know its wrong but I have a large family so my attention is usually waning, but it has sat a great many times on the dash board of the van during summer trips and has only needed one reblock done many years ago and only cuz I turned it completely sideways in order to get the swoop I wanted so Steve reblocked it to square it off and it has not lost its shaped yet!
Do I get anything for the longest runon sentence?