In no particular order:
Start reading a novel.
Problem: Will imagine every character wearing Indy jacket.
Start writing a novel.
Problem: Will write in every character wearing Indy jacket.
Start a new hobby.
Problem: I don’t have the facilities to take up making leather jackets!
Watch TV constantly as a distraction.
Problem: Will wear out DVD player with Indy films.
Further problem: Will notice minute details and tick off Wested with ever-changing specs!
Buy a new car.
Problem: Can’t afford 1932 Auburn to go with my jacket.
Drown your pain with food & alcohol.
Problem: Jacket won’t fit by the time it gets here.
Take up a video game.
Problem: My computer is too fast for those old Indy games (‘bout time we had a new one).
Further problem: Notice more minute jacket details and tick off Wested even more!
Renovate the kitchen.
Problem: Don’t think wife would go for ‘authentic lambskin’ kitchen cabinets.
Have an extra-marital affair.
Problem: Can’t risk wife getting custody of said jacket in divorce!
Camp out at Wested.
While this seems like an attractive option at first glance, further thought should rule it out (for most normal people anyway) *see local laws about trespassing and stalking.
So after much deliberation, I believe I’ve found something that at least manages to lessen the anxiety of waiting for your jacket.
….start planning your next one!!!
OMG I think I’m becoming one of you guys!!!
