Noel Howard hurt my nipples.

agent5 · Post by **agent5** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:14 pm

Seriously.

Mods, before you get your fingers too close to the delete button ( you can take them off now ) this is a serious post and I'm asking serious questions here.

Whilst at C3 with Indyblues, I was in full costume on Saturday. It was VERY cold, snowing in fact and we had a 1 block walk from our hotel. Well, as any human does, I have nipples and I think most people have the same effect on them when it gets really, really cold. After all, we're all human and each person reading this thread has nipples. I hope. Only one context should be crossing your minds at this moment. I hope.

So, after getting inside the con I noticed after a while, a pain in both nipples. It kept getting worse as the day went on, especially when we went outside. Back at the hotel on break I checked it out. My nipples were perfectly alligned with the stitch for the pleats on the inside of the shirt. The cold made my nipples hard and the stitches were rubbing my nipples raw. It seriously hurt pretty bad. I'm not into pain so this wasn't my cup of tea.

Now, has this ever happened to anyone here before?

I'm being entirely and utterly serious here too. It seemed strange to me that I don't recall it happening before and I've worn the shirt in cold weather several times. Maybe just not at 30 dgs.

J_Weaver · Post by **J_Weaver** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:40 pm

Sorry...I couldn't help but laugh.

I've never had that exact problem before, but I think that all of us have had something rub us the wrong way before. (no pun intended)

Geez...the more I hang around this place the more I think I might be turning into a scoundrel.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:47 pm

Well, given that everyone's nipples are in slightly different locations - even if they wear the same size shirt - I doubt you're going to find many people who have experienced exactly the same thing.

Incidentally, if it was so cold, why weren't you wearing an undershirt anyway?

agent5 · Post by **agent5** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:50 pm

Well, given that everyone's nipples are in slightly different locations - even if they wear the same size shirt - I doubt you're going to find many people who have experienced exactly the same thing.

Didn't think of that. D'OH!!!

Incidentally, if it was so cold, why weren't you wearing an undershirt anyway?

No, sir. Does Indy wear a t-shirt?

No, I was in full gear so I wanted it to be as accurate as possible.

Geez...the more I hang around this place the more I think I might be turning into a scoundrel.

If you're hanging around this place you're already a scoundrel.
Trust me.

Indiana Wayne · Post by **Indiana Wayne** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 8:53 pm

Does a MKVII bag strap count?

Relic Raider · Post by **Relic Raider** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:23 pm

Now, has this ever happened to anyone here before?

Maybe Harrison Ford was wearing Kramerica Industries' ultra-supportive mansiere, also known as the Bro? I'm sorry you're hurting!

Cheers,
-Relic Raider

Ripper · Post by **Ripper** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:36 pm

My hockey jerseys do that unless I wear a T shirt under them. I feel for ya, it hurts something awfull !

IndianaGuybrush · Post by **IndianaGuybrush** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:22 am

I've definitely experienced chafed nipples whilst wearing my Wested Indy shirt in the cold. It ranges from unpleasant to downright painful an some points. Next time it's really cold and I'm wearing just an Indy shirt as a top I'm going to duct tape my nipples!

That'll cut down on friction and keep them from chafin up too bad... though removing the tape will be no party.

Bufflehead Jones · Post by **Bufflehead Jones** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:32 am

I've had the letters sewn on the front of a basketball jersey do the same thing. I never had a hockey jersey do that, the shoulder pads kept the jersey from even coming into contact with that area.

Glurrk · Post by **Glurrk** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:06 am

I can't shake the feeling that this thread might have been worded a wee bit better!

Somehow, the image of a distinguished English gentleman going around yanking some of his best customers by the mammary glands is unsettling, at best.

I suppose the mods can rest easy, since this topic is not as titillating as it seems.

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

Swindiana · Post by **Swindiana** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:11 am

Indeed, this is why many marathon runners are seen with taped headlights while their shirts are off.

Maybe it's time to pull out that tank top from your wardrobe for 'protection'?

Regards,
Swindiana

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 8:55 am

I've had problems with safari shirts and the placement of the pockets rubbing my nipples raw. The Cabela's shirt has the same problem for me.

Swindiana · Post by **Swindiana** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 9:10 am

Where does it hurt, Indy?

Regards,
Swindiana

J_Weaver · Post by **J_Weaver** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:42 am

Glurrk wrote:I can't shake the feeling that this thread might have been worded a wee bit better! Somehow, the image of a distinguished English gentleman going around yanking some of his best customers by the mammary glands is unsettling, at best.

I suppose the mods can rest easy, since this topic is not as titillating as it seems.

(sorry, couldn't resist!)

Haha...I can just see Noel giving Agent5 a titty twister!

Ah, that brings back a lot of painful memories from high school.

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:45 am

Oh... my... goodness.

Does this mean we need screen accurate n****e guards?

bink

Swindiana · Post by **Swindiana** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 11:49 am

binkmeisterRick wrote:Oh... my... goodness.

Does this mean we need screen accurate n****e guards?

bink

Nah... Just cut holes and get yourself I nice khaki tan. No one will notice.

Regards,
Swindiana

Post by **Michaelson** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:47 pm

[quote="agent5"][quote]No, sir. Does Indy wear a t-shirt?

No, I was in full gear so I wanted it to be as accurate as possible.

/quote]

I'm actually surprised to see this question coming from you, agent5, of all people. Yes, he did. Don't believe me? Check out the scene where he opens the door of his apartment for Marcus, and pulls his bathrobe tighter around himself. You can see he's wearing an undershirt. So, he didn't wear them when in the field, but yes, he DID wear them, and you can easily get away with wearing an understhirt with that explaination.

Regards! Michaelson

Nicht Storen · Post by **Nicht Storen** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:13 pm

Try pasties next time.

agent5 · Post by **agent5** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:15 pm

By that reckoning, yes. However, I was in the field, so no t-shirt. Had I been walking around in that smoking jacket, just chillin', I'd have definitely had on that t-shirt and it would have been as darn close as possible.

I was blessed on Friday because it was supposed to be very cold but the tepm warmed up a bit, enough for me to be completely comforatble in my Tanis costume. No shirt underneath that either. You can see right through it.

Post by **Michaelson** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:30 pm

Now THERE'S your next costume, agent5! Just wear a bathrobe next time! (grins)

Regards! Michaelson

Canyon · Post by **Canyon** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:33 pm

Oh my!

agent5 · Post by **agent5** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:02 pm

Now THERE'S your next costume, agent5! Just wear a bathrobe next time! (grins)

Yeah, and a t-shirt plus a bottle of champagne and I'm ready baby!!!

Now, where'd those Slave Leia's go???

Arkansas Smith · Post by **Arkansas Smith** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 4:57 pm

"The Indybra" - where the cups that hold the nipples of Indy fans reside forever.

Arkansas Smith

Montresor · Post by **Montresor** » Thu Apr 28, 2005 7:24 pm

"No, sir. Does Indy wear a t-shirt?

No, I was in full gear so I wanted it to be as accurate as possible."

So does that mean you know if Indy was a boxer or brief man? Did they have briefs back then?

I've never had any regular shirt rub me the wrong way but when I ran in some tank tops I've gotten chafed. I've seen runnners with band-aids over their nipples to prevent the same thing (of course I'm assuming that what it was for.)

Indiana Jess · Post by **Indiana Jess** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:11 am

J_Weaver wrote:...Geez...the more I hang around this place the more I think I might be turning into a scoundrel.

It happens to all of us, just a lot faster for the worst of us.

I guess it depends on the situation regarding t-shirts. He's wearing one under his robe when brody visits. Wasn't it a Metallica t-shirt?

Canyon · Post by **Canyon** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:13 am

agent5 wrote:
Now THERE'S your next costume, agent5! Just wear a bathrobe next time! (grins)
Yeah, and a t-shirt plus a bottle of champagne and I'm ready baby!!!

Now, where'd those Slave Leia's go???

I'm right here, Agent 5...

Gee, seems that my flirting ways have gotten me into trouble, yet again.

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 8:21 am

I’m amazed at the level of maturity that we’ve displayed here…

Gee, seems that my flirting ways have gotten me into trouble, yet again.

Hu? “Again” implies that you were in trouble, then got out of trouble, then got back in trouble.

I always thought that you were just in a constant state of trouble, you lady Scoundrel you.

Canyon · Post by **Canyon** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 1:58 pm

Renderking Fisk wrote:I’m amazed at the level of maturity that we’ve displayed here…

Gee, seems that my flirting ways have gotten me into trouble, yet again.
Hu? “Again” implies that you were in trouble, then got out of trouble, then got back in trouble.

I always thought that you were just in a constant state of trouble, you lady Scoundrel you.

Ren, you know how much my foot likes to live in my mouth...

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 3:17 pm

Must.... resist.... scoundrelish.. comment... must.. res...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

bink

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:26 pm

Bink... You have controled yourself well. But now! Given in to the scoundrelish comment!

Unleash your inner scoundel!

You do not yet know the POWER!

Got Maul · Post by **Got Maul** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 1:42 am

My eyes...my imagination !

quick avert your eyes to this :

Glurrk · Post by **Glurrk** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:02 am

...and that's supposed to be better HOW???

Montresor · Post by **Montresor** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 11:21 am

Yeah, thanks for that one...I was taking a sip of coffee when I scrolled down to see...who is that; George Hamilton, Ricardo Montalban maybe?

This being an Indy forum could you have at least put a hat on him, but no whip though, no, no.

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 5:21 pm

That's just not right. I'll never be able to look at a cartoon version of George Harrison ever again.

Indiana Texas-girl · Post by **Indiana Texas-girl** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:00 pm

That's George Harrison? Where's Ringo, Paul, and John?

Zach R. · Post by **Zach R.** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:11 pm

I think they both meant George Hamilton.

Indiana Texas-girl · Post by **Indiana Texas-girl** » Sat Apr 30, 2005 6:15 pm

No, I think they both meant George Hamilton...I think he was in Wonder Woman.

Renderking Fisk · Post by **Renderking Fisk** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:29 am

I was typing that at the same time I was yelling at Coppertop for trying to feed cold scrambled eggs to Harrison...

binkmeisterRick · Post by **binkmeisterRick** » Sun May 01, 2005 10:37 am

Renderking Fisk wrote:Bink... You have controled yourself well. But now! Given in to the scoundrelish comment!

Unleash your inner scoundel!

You do not yet know the POWER!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooowell, okay...

bink

K on the run · Post by **K on the run** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:02 pm

Friendly advice from Dr. Hannibal Lecter

DR. LECTER
Did you breast-feed her?

He flicks his tongue obscenely.

SEN. MARTIN
Yes... I did.

DR. LECTER
Toughened your nipples, didn't it...?

K

Zach R. · Post by **Zach R.** » Sun May 01, 2005 5:27 pm

Indiana Texas-girl wrote:No, I think they both meant George Hamilton...I think he was in Wonder Woman.

Isn't that what I said?:P

Indiana Texas-girl · Post by **Indiana Texas-girl** » Sun May 01, 2005 8:11 pm

Whoops, I think the word "both" must have disappeared from your post when I read it.

schwammy · Post by **schwammy** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:41 pm

I personally have never experienced sore mammillae. Mine seem to be purely ornamental. However I have male a friend who jogs so much that he has to vaseline his chest to keep from chafing. However, he does not jog in a Noel Howard shirt...

Post by **Michaelson** » Tue May 03, 2005 2:44 pm

I hope this has taught you all a valuable lesson. Being a couch potato isn't all that bad! Here's the proof!

Regards! Michaelson