One thing on the cat....get rid of it, they are evil, vile, non grateful animals...to quote one of my friends - "The only thing worse than a cat.......is 2 cats"
Ha! You’re probably right.
My wife badgered me for ages about getting a cat; 'Oh but I can't my dear' I'd reply 'As I'm allergic to cat hair.' 'Pleeeassse...'
As you can imagine I eventually succumbed, after a lot of persuasion. 'OK' said I 'But don't get a black cat or a long haired cat as those are the worst for triggering my allergy.'
Well, you can guess what happened - she bought two cats, one black and one long haired - exasperated as I was, I agreed to keep them - they were cute kittens after all, I'd just take anti-histamine and hope the exposure would cure me - which it did, eventually.
Now, at the time I was working from home so the responsibility of 'rearing' the cats fell upon me. I ended up with two hyperactive kittens that I didn't really want crawling all over me whilst I was trying to work, nothing is more tiring that a cat on each shoulder whilst sitting at the computer.
To cut a long story short the marriage didn't last and part of the settlement was that I got the cats, named 'Mulder' and 'Scully' - which can be embarrassing when they have to be called in.
